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Morning Show

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016
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moaning fucker

You are a moaning fucker. Give your gob a rest
Someone who constantly likes the sound of their own voice and does not shut up moaning. You are a moaning fucker
by Rachelste January 4, 2018
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morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company
Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.
by zimdoh February 20, 2022
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Mexican Mourning

A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).
I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!

One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...

Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010
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Velvet Morning

The type of morning you have when you're having tea and sitting with your rich parents and thinking "the minister's booked and the Paris flat is getting readied, life is good" when your poor little farmer boy soon-to-be-fiancé arrives and tells you he doesn't love you and wants to shack up with his Anne with an e.
Gilbert dumped me this morning. What a velvet morning.
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Strawberry Morning

a meme of an elephant that has been spread around. the strawberry morning elephant is an elephant-shaped strawberry with a stem that is probably supposed to be a hat?? there is text underneath it in Arabic that translates to this word being written about.
Person 1: hey man strawberry morning elephant

Person 2: hell yeah

Person 3: oh my fucking god stop posting that goddamn elephant
by KnownAsOmega2436 May 5, 2023
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