Mister Eliason

Leader and mentor of Muntology 101. Professional munter and goonologist known for his extreme skill in jelcing and gooning. He was an OG leader of the Munt Clan. known for his jelking he is also a superb fluffer who pulls and impregnants latinas like no other. The words he uses to pull these woman-Amo mi cama, pero prefiero estar en la tuya. – (I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.) A mentor being compared to genghis kan and johnny sins.

Oh yeah, that Mister Eliason, what a sigma.

by TheKnowledgableOne69420 April 19, 2024

Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.

Jaro is such a mister boner

by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024

Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.

-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018

mister qt

Waste of time

Ever heard of that ghosting dude? Reminds me of a Mister QT

by Ongyktvlmao February 8, 2022

Ur sister a mister

An insult known and feared by all of mankind and even god himself... An insult so powerful and so great it could destroy life as we know it. One of the only insults more powerful than ur mom gae

Below we shall see but mortal a man attempt to use this insult against another though be warned life... may go extinct

john: Hey mike!
Mike: yeah what is it John?
John: ur mom gae
Mike: pathetic!
also mike: UR DAD LESBIAN!
John: ur brother a mother
Mike: you have forced me to use my ultimate power...
john: NO! MIKE DONT DO IT!!!!!
Mike: ur sister A Mister
(the solar system gets torn into pieces and life as we know it dies)

NOW BUT ONE MAN STANDS AND HIS NAME SHALL FOREVER BE FEARED AND WORSHIPPED!!!! A MAN SO POWERFUL GOD HIMSELF PISSED HIMSELF.

by tuu0prartf April 30, 2019

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

mister

A friend who is nurturing as a mom and close like a sister.

Come on over my mister.

by jillywilli66 July 31, 2019