Allocated minge dealer

When someone gets put in an arranged marriage, so then they have someone to reproduce with.

Our good Christian friend John got an allocated minge dealer last week.

by louisja May 17, 2019

mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Mucky Minge

A Muckie Minge is a puss filled , hairy horse, V card stealing vagina.

Your mum has a Mucky Minge

by Minge eater January 24, 2021

Chinese Mingle

To Chinese Mingle is to aggressively haggle to a point where you walk away thinking you’ve been given a great deal, but in reality, you have been swindled.

Aww shit Donkey, I’ve been Chinese mingled.

by Tim Selleck April 22, 2022

Bunda Minger

A woman who has bare bunda but is hella ugly and not righteous of the status Bunda Lenger

“Wow have you seen emily” - John
“Yeah she’s clapped but she has mad bunda” - Micheal
“Yeah she’s a right Bunda Minger

by adowney1999 September 22, 2023

Minger

Someone who is utterly...UTTERLY horrible in appearance. They tend to want to make you vomit the more you see them or the more they speak to you. It is usually talking about ugliness...

Holy manoly that f**kin' minger is at my car again- she's hell ug but hey she don't have to give it to my ride!

God she's the worst damn minger I've ever seen!

by Yo bruddah September 17, 2003

minger

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"

by Richie December 11, 2003