Beaver Mine Ride

A slang term for any beaver related meme. Most common 'beaver mine ride' meme being the actual roller coaster which is shaped like a beaver.
Synonyms include - teeth, brown, dams.

You seen that never beaver mine ride, it's hilarious!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Clean minded

A very rare condition treatable by exposure to the internet. It is mostly in people with a sheltered life that dont go to middle school.

Wow Cecil is clean minded. He just asked what BDSM is. How is he in high school.

by Thatcrazylesbianchick August 7, 2018

absent-minded professor

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021

got mine

You've got your kill for that round their for you are not at fault if you happen to lose that round.

What do you mean I lost us that round I literally got mine.

by Getu August 31, 2021

dirty minded

probably the things you are searching other than this

guy 1: that dude is on urban dictoinary
guy 2:EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! SO dirty minded

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by i perrrrrrrrrrrson December 19, 2021

Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

bag of mince

West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.

She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.

by Putins Lady September 16, 2006