And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
Our Lord and savior. Legend foretells he will rise again frim the depths of help and destroy all that have disregarded him
"All hail Mike Wazowski"
by Dankmeme445 August 19, 2017
An amazing singer, never fails to make his fans smile, without a doubt has OUSTANDING music, is adorable, hilarious, and deserves all the love in the world because he is such an amazing human ♥️💞🖤👏
Go stream Mike’s Dead ‘s Spotify playlist and buy his music on iTunes because its the absolute BEST!!
by MikesDeadFan101 May 10, 2019
by Elijah Amiries December 25, 2020
A moment or situation where bad luck in a video game is so awful, it can only be caused by Miketendo
Person 1: “Damn! I got hit from a Goomba which bonked me into a black hole!
Person 2: “That’s Mike Luck for ya. It just happens”
Person 2: “That’s Mike Luck for ya. It just happens”
by JustJustin5117 November 07, 2020
Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.
by Dougedatamazingdog April 08, 2018
by Satan_button July 27, 2018