brooklyn midget

A sex move. When you are having sex with a girl doggie style in front of an open window at least 2 stories up, when you finish inside the girl you throw her out the window.
Dan gave that girl the Brooklyn midget and she hasn't called him back
by NickWrth March 31, 2007
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midget pirates

A fearsome group of miniature men, known for gutting many and leaving few alive. They were last seen heading for the Sandwich Isles to pillage the giant ham farm, although some say Captain Hampton beat them to it.
It was horrible! They were everywhere! And unlike normal midgets - who are usually bright, and clever, and fun to be around - these midget pirates, with their beady little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood. Slashing at us with their swords, gutting our bellies, poking our bums, clipping our knees.
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milk midgets

A well proportioned rack of boobs on a fine looking female.
by Gerber December 02, 2004
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Midget Starfish

A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.
My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.
by RaiseHell925 October 23, 2009
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tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.
Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."
by Matanoel October 31, 2013
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the midget spinner

A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.
-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday
by SavageBoi12345 August 16, 2017
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Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.
You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….
by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019
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