Microsoft

The grossest, smelliest, piece of shit company known to the planet.

I dare you to try and get support from Microsoft.

by tm69 October 18, 2021

Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.

Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”

by Brokugeta May 28, 2025

microsoft shover

a female computer geek that loves orgasms

damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"

by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

Microsoft

Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!

"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"

by Joinmyminecwaftserver May 11, 2018

Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be

The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug

by FulliA November 9, 2017

microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off

microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox

Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.

by painpob February 21, 2022