microcrap

See also microshit microshaft microshafted

I thought it was supposed to be the other way around that companies were supposed to be the ones begging for ALPHA Version Testers.... But MicroCrap has millions and Millions of Happy Alpha Software testers who gladly pay through the nose to test MicroCraps Software and then put up with Spyware and Viruses and Crappy lame ass slow Patch development.

You Get what you Pay for and pay for and pay for and pay for and pay for. and pay for....

by OldToker May 13, 2005

gameboy micro

a really tiny version of the gameboy advance, Thus another way for nintendo to make money by releasing somthing that can do the same as the gameboy advance and gameboy SP. But people will still go out and buy it anyway.

jim: cool the gameboy micro! i gotta get it even tho i do own both Gameboy advance and Gamboy advance SP...

by Aiden Lee November 15, 2005

microcosm

A solar system that fits in your eye.

"Staring straight up into the sky, oh my my! A solar system that fits in your eye... Microcosm."

by Pink Sheets December 28, 2005

micro-cheating

When someone cheats on a partner, but just a little bit. Like copping a feel or kissing.

"It was just a kiss"
"That's micro-cheating!"

by Zoe Winters April 9, 2008

micro adjustments

Some crap a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu white belt says when he brags about tapping a purple belt. You’ll automatically know it’s a lie because he will go viral by being roasted on Reddit and BJJ Facebook pages with memes.

“As I transitioned to the S mount and began stabilizing my opponent, I started making the micro adjustments necessary to lock the arm bar.”

by iconoclastmusic February 3, 2021

Micro Manage

To look over the shoulders of EVERY last employee you PWN because you want to catch an employee doing something wrong.

Wow, Rick really knows how to manage people. Well, just people that can stand the constant bitching, and holier than thou attitude that Rick, the wannabe "I was a rocker, but now I'm your boss" delivers.

by me July 28, 2004

microbus

A gawdawful combination of Beetle engine stuffed in the back of a long narrow minivan. Loved by hippies and surfers because they were cheap to buy, cheap to fix, cheap to run, and could haul a lot of crap. A well-tuned microbus is dog-slow and a complete hazard to take onto a highway.

That POS microbus is rolling PC for posession. Let's take a look.

by By Jove August 5, 2006