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New Mexico

Despite being the state with the highest level of federal subsidies in the lower 48 states, New Mexico and its residents don't really have a lot to show for it. Albuquerque has a dirty, run-down, "Mad Max" quality to it. The people are remarkably uneducated and unfriendly. Going to Albuquerque is like taking a trip to some third world city. Besides the risk of being accosted by drug addicts in the rather disappointing "Old Town" section, one also faces the real possibility of running over one of the city's countless mentally ill homeless, who routinely walk into oncoming traffic to commit suicide. One may also expect to be awakened in the middle of the night by scavengers, both animal and human, "dumpster-diving" through others' trash. If you're going, then do be sure to carry a lot of change as beggars and panhandlers frequent many of the parking lots...they will harass you if you don't cough up a few quarters or something.
I am sorry every time that I go to New Mexico: there are as yet no signs of intelligent life.
Why do I have to keep going to...ugh...New Mexico?
by Gerbil 990913526 February 25, 2011
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mexico

Derogatory name for California, Los Angeles, San Diego or any highly populated Latino region in the USA.
We're from California.

Oh, you mean Mexico?

Yea, LOL.
by rjfudd September 3, 2007
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Sexico Mexico

A saying in an up and coming popular internet dance song of the same name. It means when tourists and travelers visit Mexico for any type of festive, partying situation. It could be Spring Break, New Year's, Mexican Independence Day, 4th of July, Halloween, Cinco de Mayo, St. Patrick's Day, St. Valentine's Day, pretty much any reason to drink copious amounts of alcohol and dance.
Mark: Dude, Spring Break was totally rad!

Veronica: For shore, we totally gotta Sexico Mexico again next year!
by Amazing Maniax December 30, 2011
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Mexico

a fucking amazing place that will have a wall keeping Mexicans out!it fucking sucks!
Mexico fucking rules!
by Lyra Rules October 4, 2018
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ww3 mexico

When the US fucking obliterates Mexico with H-bombs to stop the influx of diseased immigrants.
After ww3 Mexico, the economy collapsed due to a lack of hard working, strong, resilient laborers willing to do all the menial tasks that keep society as we know it functional.
by Bad C dev October 13, 2021
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Tour de Mexico

When six friends want to take a Tour de Mexico, they get together and each buy a different six-pack of Mexican beer. Hence, every friend has one of each beer. To begin the Tour de Mexico each person begins drinking with a shot of tequila, then three beers, an other shot of tequila, the last three beers and then one more shot of tequila.
There's a party this weekend lets get people together and take a Tour de Mexico.

That Tour de Mexico really got me hammered.
by McNasty234 March 26, 2011
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Mexicorn

Someone of Hispanic heritage that has few Hispanic traits. e.g. no Hispanic accent, normally American born and raised, etc.
Guy 1: I'm Mexican.

Guy 2: Dude, you're California born and raised. You're not Mexican, you're Mexicorn. You're about as Hispanic as Taco Bell!
by Brandon Metcalfe January 24, 2010
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