meth lag 

"Meth lag" is like a tremendously worse case of "jet lag" after going without sleeping for multiple days while on crystal.

I really wasn't thinking clearly, and had total meth lag after doing a 4 day binge of chalk.

meth lag by AltraHuman January 29, 2017

Meth Brain 

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.

"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"

Meth Brain by That One Girl from Wisconsin March 6, 2017

meth capade 

When you're searching for meth all night.

Going on a meth capade tonight.

meth capade by Meth capade May 24, 2017

meth peacock 

Turkey. What a peacock would look like if it did meth.

Related: rave turkey

That meth peacock has no teeth.

meth peacock by HornyGecko October 5, 2017

Meth Egg 

When you over boil an egg and it's melting and producing hydrogen sulfide

Hey I need help, I accidentally made meth eggs

Meth Egg by Sammy1857 May 19, 2018

meth critters 

tiny bugs that a person on meth only sees. imagined bugs that are not really there (once they hit the pipe, "meth critters" are everywhere)

dude #1: "look bro, you are gonna have to vacate the premises until i get rid of them bugs. this Raid better work its magic"

dude #2: "this is some top of the line bug spray but i dont think it'll work on them meth critters"

meth critters by Gnutty Solano July 7, 2019

meth-reno 

When ya'll pass by a bunch of cheap mattresses, furniture and various personal items on the sidewalk in meth neighborhoods. i.e. meth-treasure

Jeez, look at that shit, another meth-reno!

meth-reno by maxfox September 5, 2019