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Merp

The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.
Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!
by NighttOwl March 22, 2017
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meriones

Someone with a huge dick which he can rap it around his legs five times.
Exaple of meriones:Be careful! Merione's dick is coming towards 😱
by Topopitopito April 6, 2017
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mermommie

A trophy wife; she is really hot and very attentive, takes care of her man's needs
He is so lucky, he married a mermommie
by TeamKaz September 3, 2017
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merfolk

Kevin: Look at that mermaid! I'd do her.
Carl: She ain't no tits! She a merfolk.
by tacanu September 16, 2017
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merlonghi

Jim was a Merlonghi until he met the goat
by Nicolia June 16, 2017
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MERP

merp
a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation. Founded by a man living in Wisconsin.
Him. Wanna get pizza and make out?

Her. No!

Him. Merp
by Smurry8 June 15, 2017
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Merp

An evolved greeting deriving from a strange not-quite-meow of a kitten. Since first being introduced, "Merp" is now an acceptable word to use as much as possible, to confuse non-merpers and to connect with the crazy cat community, and is slowly being used more often in everyday life.

Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)
1- *walks in* "Merp!"
2- "oh, Merp!"
by AliasDictionary December 1, 2017
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