A male self-pleasure method consisting of a slice of sourdough bread doused with olive oil and balsamic vinegar in which one would proceed to use said improvised device like a fleshlight to climax. Results in a messy, fragrant aroma reminiscent of Italy, Spain, and France.
Josh was late to the party last night because he was too busy buying groceries to construct a Mediterranean Fleshlight.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
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It is said that people with Memitus will die within the next 9-12 years of infection
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
Bigotism
Blood is replaced with Karma
A constant lack of comedic skills
Dying alone
It is said that people with Memitus will die within the next 9-12 years of infection
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