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Mediterranean Fleshlight

A male self-pleasure method consisting of a slice of sourdough bread doused with olive oil and balsamic vinegar in which one would proceed to use said improvised device like a fleshlight to climax. Results in a messy, fragrant aroma reminiscent of Italy, Spain, and France.
Josh was late to the party last night because he was too busy buying groceries to construct a Mediterranean Fleshlight.
by xxxyyy321 February 17, 2020
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Memitus

Memitus is a severe condition. Usually caused by looking through websites like Reddit, Twitter, and other social media sites. It also occurs when playing games like Minecraft, Fortnite and Terraria, and watching Marvel Movies.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
Bigotism
Blood is replaced with Karma
A constant lack of comedic skills
Dying alone

It is said that people with Memitus will die within the next 9-12 years of infection
"I just found a funny Big Chungus meme."

"Damn bro I think you have memitus."
by JAMONintendo March 22, 2020
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MEITAFI

an alias made by @ll_sal_ll, doesn't really mean anything yet
"What Does MEITAFI mean?"

"Nothing really, I could tell you what it doesn't mean though...gavin"

Also, RlNKY gay
by MR. MEITAFI September 11, 2020
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meither

when you’re too lazy to say me neither
“i don’t like tomatoes

yeah, meither”
by maari April 2, 2021
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Megitsune

Megitsune Means female fox
That megitsune looks nice
by Yooitsyoboii April 29, 2021
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meitski

omg she won't stop listing to mask by dream what a meitski
by kingcummersupremacy June 8, 2021
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meity

Meity you are a beautiful and lovely person.... from Nathan Tadele
Thank you meity
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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