Honest Mechanic

A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.

It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.

Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.

A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."

Or...

A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."

by Ultraturtle January 24, 2011

Reverse Mechanic

How Italians refer to homosexuals.

Vinne's not gay! He's creative. He's a reverse mechanic. He likes to play in the dirt.

by Hamlet Turn Around May 10, 2018

merhag

a middle aged milf with droopy tits often seen in water, washing her aged vag. a typical day for merhag includes a dozen blowjobs for the nearest alpha male. other than giving blowjobs, merhags are fairly rare and hard to find.

Debbie is a such a merhag that she needs to DIAF.

by Schmichael Schmordon March 15, 2009

mecha

mecha reffers to any mechanical construct of death that is controlled by a pilot who sits in a cockpit of some sort.
Power Armor is not considered mecha.

"Run away, some big fuggin mecha are coming!"
"What, is this the biggest gun you can mount? Shucks..."

by Swissjak March 29, 2004

Mechanicsville, md

A shitty little town full of rednecks and drunks, with nothing to do but drink and do drugs and have little babies

the crappest place ever outside of arkansas is mechanicsville, md

by socialoutcasts October 8, 2008

break up attack mechanizm

when you break up with a girl and there freinds run over to you and yell at you for hurting them.usualy followed by a swift kick to the balls.

when evyn broke up with laura,the break up attack mechanizm imdediatly followed.

by evyn hajas February 11, 2006

mechaphile

Mechaphiles are sick cunts that have sex with their cars or they either masturbate whilst rubbing the bodywork or interior of their cars. They are often not sexually attracted to other human beings. The cars often carry a gender and mechaphiles can engage in either heterosexual or homosexual relationships with their vehicles.

"After a few minutes I felt the desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe. That's when I realised I was a mechaphile."

by Elle.LA May 29, 2008