Merkin breath

One who's breath smells of a merkin due to excessive cock sucking.

Have you had Dick in your mouth again Derek? You have Fucking merkin breath

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

merghin

Ejaculate extracted from a corpse before the embalming process has occurred.

Tina: Oh man, I really wanted to have kids with Jim, but I just found out he died in a freak construction accident.
Jill: It's fine, just run down to the morgue and grab a cup of his merghin before the coroner gets in.

by Lord Asparagus July 26, 2016

megina

A SHIP NAME FOR NINA AND MEGHAN

megina is a couple

by -Maggie March 25, 2017

Merping

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death

Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping

by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018

merkinyou27

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by MerkinYou27 October 1, 2018

mergani

Mergani is a very emotional person with a cocky and arrogant front and they often don’t live up to their arrogance due to their appearance and shallow character

Girl:OMG have you seen how arrogant he is
Girl:He’s such a Mergani

by aNd i OoP— May 27, 2019

Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters.

Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur Pendragon, Prince of Camelot, to do whatever the hell he wants.

by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022