Sex Mercenary

Politically correct term for whores.

I hired a sex mercenary last night to knock my junk around.

by Zachary352 March 13, 2014

Mercer'd

Being subjected to an expectation than having said expectation drastically circumvented to fit the subjugator's needs.

Wow you just got Mercer'd!!!

Your boss just Mercer'd you out of a raise.

by you dont no April 14, 2009

mercedes

The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.

Mercedes was Jewish, Hitler was an idiot.

by Duesey December 1, 2003

mercades

a very sxey lady. wit a body thats damn near perfect. she can be very flirty. also is a bit of a freak (on da lo) did i mention shes hot

mercades shes a certified dime

by hoodrichgb October 12, 2008

Mercedes-Benz

best car ever

by Comic Book Guy June 23, 2003

Mercedes E500

The highest E-class model Mercedes has (from 2003 to 2004)

Look at the new Mercedes E500

by 745man August 14, 2007

Mercedes C

A small, but extremely luxurious Mercedes-Benz class. Usually someone who is a millionaire or whom is financially stable drives one of these.

Dude ! Look at that new Mercedes C class ! That man must be a lawyer or a doctor !

by MBenzLover January 11, 2011