mensa fanook

Half a fag, or bi-sexual cocksucking homo.

Bill: Hey dude, did you see last nights American Idol.

Joey: Hell no. What are you, a fucking mensa fanook?

by dickdieseldaddy May 13, 2009

Mesach

Someone who is an extremely amazing individual. He’s a hardworking and loyal man. Someone who supports his lady and never takes her for granted. He causes shortness of breath, fluttering in the heart, and easily makes any woman fall for him. A remarkably bright smile and beautiful brown eyes. Loves his girl more than words could ever say. Very sweet and romantic, always treating his girl, Kayla like a princess. Is incredibly good looking with an eight pack that will blow your mind. Always there when you need help or just need to talk to someone. Does everything perfectly. Has a beautiful voice, incredible at dancing, and a perfectionist at drawing. Is loved by one woman more than anything; Kayla, his girlfriend/wife. Fell in love with him the moment she heard his voice. CAUTION: You could fall madly in love with him if you’re not careful! Stubborn; which makes him come off to be even sexier. Outgoing and absolutely hilarious; never is there a moment when you’re near him that you’re not smiling. Best guy ever. Will never leave his wife’s side. She loves him with all her heart. Kayla can’t get him out of her head, and has never loved a man as much as Mesach. They will be together forever.

~I love you Mesach! “It’s Us Against The World.” XOXOXOXOX~ Kayla

*Sigh* I love my Mesach.

by Mrs. McGillivray March 7, 2010

text message bitch

A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person

(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!

by sensitive94 April 16, 2009

ex message

text from your ex.

Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.

Antonio - hey you got a text message.

Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.

Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.

Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?

Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.

Brad - Oh how lovely.

Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?

Brad - erm yeah sure.

Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.

Brad - Right...

Antonio - You're so hot.

Brad - What?

Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.

by Rickitson January 19, 2008

Ex Messages

When an ex boyfriend/girlfriend goes nuts and fills your inbox with text messages - either calling you ridiculous names or begging for you back or a combination of the two.

I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.

by ALY79 July 7, 2008

Mejra

A sexy woman, confident, great listener and awesome in bed

Damn I had mejra in my bed last night, now I'm too sore to walk ;)

by YoomamaSQUAREBIDNESS January 9, 2017

mensao

adj. mensao·er, mensao·est.

1. The public act of a subdued nature, of low intensity and strength esp. when one is not inherently so.

My boyfriend is the epitome of mensaoness; he is the most chivalrous of men in public but he is like an animal when we are alone together.

by lucia.loves.phil October 23, 2011