muppet show

a group of morons in close proximity, behaving as morons do. the muppet show can often be seen at said morons natural habitats, such as:

1. chav infested shopping centres on saturdays
2. 'up town' on a friday night outside a nightclub
3. political gathrings, especially if George W Bush is in the vacinity (though he is by no means the only culprit, just the biggest.)

person a: why has that lad got bounced from a nightclub for being blatantly underage, staggered into the road swearing, flashed his arse at the police and got arrested whilst his fat girlfriend screams and hammers the riot van with her fists?

person b: the muppet show must be in town.

by me old fruity January 4, 2007

muppeteer

a suitably comedically incompetent controller of muppets

the sven goran ericcson what a fucking muppeteer

by spong May 2, 2003

muppetina

a flippin muppet! literally and amy is one foreva haha jkin xx

amy is the biggest 1! and shes a winkle basher! muppetina!

by tonestar123 July 6, 2006

muppetable

Someone who could easily be transformed into a muppet. Often someone with greatly exaggerated features, like crazy hair, a big nose, etc.

"With his huge nose and wild and crazy hair, Dave is quite muppetable."

by Joel67 December 25, 2007

Muppet Kisses

A Muppet Kiss involves a great big kiss on the lips that ends with a smacking sound and a MmmmmmmmmmWaaaaaaaaaa

Muppet kisses is the sort of kiss Miss piggy would give poor old kermit when she finially corners him

by UKCD July 5, 2010

muppety

An adjective used to describe a person that looks like a Muppet.

That girl be lookin' muppety.

by Lexii Lex January 2, 2012

muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015