That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
by daddy salty July 14, 2021

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”
by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

Used to describe something that used to be a trend but isn’t anymore because of matty and is being dragged
by noahsackslover420 April 24, 2025

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit
by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

The Biggest no life in all of COD history. He Loves Breakfast and cake. He is easily confused, and or easily confuses people.
by MrMilks October 25, 2011

by Anonymous 74 June 7, 2019
