A closested, queer, or gay man who is in a married/committed heterosexual relationship while having another homosexual relationship on the side.
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A chronic psychological disorder exemplified by obsessively engaging in highly competitive contests, losing every match and masturbating after each loss thus creating a never ending cycle of pain and reward
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