Masturbate march

Where only women are allowed to masturbate all days of March if they had successfully completed fake it February

Becky:did u complete fake it February
April: yEs now I can participate in masturbate march

by A female who is true January 4, 2020

mapulate

making maps using high and low technology - moving around with a GPS, recording datapoints and locations.

We mapulated the Flood Zone by helicopter since there was nowhere to stand.

by Ken Whistler April 13, 2004

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

masturbate

Fly the airplane. Shift gears.

Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!

by Your Ass September 26, 2003

masturbate

To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.

I masturbate every night!

by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004

masturbate

How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?

Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!

by FatFastStrong October 20, 2009

masturbate

Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

by Anonymous May 9, 2003