Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"

Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."

by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008

macedonian flick

to casually score a 3pointer with a flick of the wrist

shit smedders just macedonian flicked that bad boy

by robisaponyboy March 6, 2008

mace

a guy with a really huge cock

What a huge mace you got there

by Jack Dallan January 29, 2003

JoBro-Mance

The term JoBro-Mance means to be "in love" with one or more members of the band, the Jonas Brothers, (being that they are totally hot/cute, and they have thousands of lovers, it is necessary that there be a whole, separate word for this kind of crush) Most of us girls (um...or some boy-ish weirdos who are having a JoBro-Mance are also afflicted with a serious, incurable, and EXTREMLY contagious disorder called OJD (Obsessive Jonas Disorder)

The term JoBro-Mance can be used in a sentence like so:

I' having a JoBro-Mance!! <3
I'm not just in a romance, and it's not only a "bro-mance,"
either...it's a JoBro-Mance!! <3
Nick Jonas is so cute, Joe Jonass is so hot, and Kevin Jonas is so cool, I can't help from having a JoBro-Mance!
(Frankie's the man, too!!)

I must admit, I am having a JoBromance, and am the worst found case of OJD...EVER!!!!

by Catherine Lawrence April 26, 2008

john macenroe

The act of stuffing a tennis ball in a wool tube sock up your ass and pulling it out quickly.

I gave your sister the john macenroe last night.

by Mackerel Flap Smacker August 3, 2007

Macedonian War Cry

This is very unique and horrifying sound. This particular warcry differs greatly from others in both pitch, tone and base emotion. You might at first think of stories from the battle front about modern warriors searching for Knighthood and epic blood soaked raging battle fields. Others might think of Gorilla chants, football team huddles or English soccer fans roaring at the loss of yet another world cup qualifier.

This my friends is a warcry more tragic than a Shakespearian play and more frightening than a rampaging herd of elephants. The God of Thunder himself would shudder at this mighty roar. It was first recorde a in 1633 by Christoph Sekolvskavich.

When is it appropriate to utter this sound and what causes it to erupt from the throat of a mortal.

1) When a Macendonian born male wakes up and finds a Greek flag impaled on his lawn. Usually

2) When a North American is on vacation, has consumed too many banana mamas and decides to kill the harmless nurse shark swimming peacefully in the man made water lanes in the Cuban compound
3) When a female is blind sided from behind during coitus and accidentally finds her lower blowhole plugged by accident

Karl woke up one morning, headed outside to his car and uttered a viscious Macedonian War Cry when he saw that his entire car was covered in Greek flags.

Karl was in Cuba when he let loose a mother trucker sized Macedonian War Cry just before he impaled the poor nurse chark with the plastic King from oversized pool chess set.

Sally let out a Macedonian War Cry when Karl accidentally penetrated the incorrect "blowhole" during a reverse Doogy Howzer

by Julius Goat September 22, 2009

Aegean Macedonia

Area in North Greece conquered 1913. Also known as Greek Macedonia or South Macedonia. It's capital is Solun. Mostly inhabited by Greeks, Macedonians, Vlachs and Turks. It used to a place where before 1948 Macedonians, Turks, Jews and Vlachs were living in peace and harmony. After the genocide that was preformed over the Macedonians, the population exchanges were done among Greece and Turkey and coming of the Greek colonizers people living there are majority Greeks.

Today at the beginning of the 21th century 700.000 Macedonians and the other smaller minority living in the "Greek Macedonia" haven't got their minority rights and recognition yet.

Aegean Macedonia? Whatz iz that? There're no minorities in Greece!

by vlad18 February 6, 2010