Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...

Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Married

To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.

Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024

Mexican Married

With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)

Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.

by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024

Marry Min Day

July 1st marks this special day. Min is a very special lady who needs all the love and respect in the world. Even if the marriage is gay it’s okay today

“Wow I’m so glad it’s Marry Min Day, I can’t want to be with her forever

by Wendingo June 30, 2022

Marry maid

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.

He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.

by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022