Maria is a whore who likes to sleep around. She also plays all the guys she meets. Catch Maria telling you how she can meet you somewhere to fuck or to hang out and then she wont text you the day of and will go with her friends to Chinook.
Oh heyyyyy<3 Ill meet you tommorow and we can chill. ily so much.
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
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she attacc
but most imporantly
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She had a whole lasagna and a bucket of Dr Pepper for dinner? Thats Maria
She had a whole lasagna and a bucket of Dr Pepper for dinner? Thats Maria
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