Dutch Maid

During sex, when the man is about to come, he pulls out, throws the sheets over the woman and then comes all over the sheet instead. The woman uncovers herself and then gathers the dirty sheets and proceeds to do the man's laundry.

I didn't want her to get pregnant, so I pulled a dutch maid on her. Gotta love not having worry about the sheets getting dirty.

by elleinad311 February 21, 2011

male maid

A male trained to perform housekeeping and other duties of a maid. Often submissive in nature, the male maid is sometimes willing to be attired in traditional (female) maid's clothing.

His fantasy was to become the feminized male maid of a rich and powerful woman.

by Garielle June 29, 2006

Maid of honor

You're basically the brides bitch. You do what ever she says

You're the maid of honor, you do it!

by Thebitch12345 December 24, 2016

Malidew

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Malibu Rum. Common among douchebags who love to drink it out of gym shaker cups, blare EDM and bands like 3OH!3 inside of a canary yellow V6 Mustang, with shades on at 7:30 at night, and say they "slay the pussy." Also common among underage women and men who can't drink an alcoholic beverage above a 3.0% ABC.

Douche #1: "Hey Jed what are we drinking tonight?"

Douche #2: "I don't know Travis, all I've got is this mountain dew and Malibu."

Douche #2: "Hell yeah that's perfect to
Be complete douchebags with!"

Douche #1 "Fuck yeah, Malidew Crew 4 Lyfe!"

by Kenny Loggins Jr. February 20, 2015

maid married man

A guy who doesn't consider it cheating if his wife is in a lesbian relationship. Lesbians might find true love
at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".

Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.

Everything was fine until maid married man wanted me to make out with his girl. Avoid him, that maid married man will have you playing Robyn Hood before the second date. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she's in a relationship with maid married man.

by Wabe1 March 15, 2019

maidi

A Maidi is someone who can grill a steak to perfection and usually can also make potato kugel.

Wow this steak is so perfectly grilled you must be a Maidi!!

by Steaklover November 24, 2019

bra maid

A person (usually female) who is employed to work in a bar primarily for their looks rather than their ability to serve alcohol.

1st man in crowded bar "I've been waiting to get served for ages!"

2nd man "you will mate, she's more bra maid than bar maid.."

by albertofrog February 28, 2009