manacle

A man / boyfriend that you can't get rid of.

Good thing Britney is divorcing K-fed, he's such a manacle.

by Barbara G December 13, 2008

Mancake

Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM

Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.

by Bonedoggg October 13, 2008

mance

When two dudes dance with eachother. Usually, very awkwardly.

last night at the club, Dave and Justin were mancing the whole time. It was so embarrassing.

Hey bro, wanna mance and try to pick up those chicks?

by tiffwashere May 31, 2009

mancake

Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.

Zac Efron's overly matte complexion has started rumours he's a fan of the mancake.

by J. J. K. November 26, 2007

maecyn

She is a back stabbing bitch that wants to fuck every guy in school (including herself)

Junior: did you see her fat ass bro?
Ronny: hell yeah bro!
Maecyn: how bout we have a 3 way in the janitors closet?

by Maecyn September 26, 2020

manch

derived from the ancient fat tribe, this word means 'sloth' or 'big crack sniffin' ho'

shit yo, that bitch is a manch.

by judd July 12, 2004

mancation

Vacationing without women to get in the way. Done in the name of camping, fishing and beer drinking. Ranch(er) handling sometimes also involved.

See also: Brokeback Mountain, Brokeback Boozin

Nathan and Fred are always excited when it's time for their mancation.

Ted bought new deoderant and cologne for his mancation with Joe.

by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006