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Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.
I received some unicorn mail today.
by veronika23 May 3, 2018
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Whee-mail

Drunk e-mailing. Similar to drunk-dialing, but more direct - if it doesn’t get the point across the first time, maybe you’re too drunk to send another. Or another. Ok, we get it, you’re wasted. It’s the thought that counts.

Sent with the best intent, time and thought make this the best form of drunk communication of them all.
“Look, I got a whee-mail today! Aww, it’s from Greg, my favorite! Did he send me a dick pic? Shoot. Maybe next time.”

“Did somebody say shots? Hell yeah! Let me just send this whee-mail real quick...”
by GregsGreatBigCock March 6, 2020
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Malay Mail

a newspaper that loves to instigate the prejudicial feeling among peaceful Malaysian.
Please do not be too Malay Mail? You've been stirring the peace by prejudicial headlines and caption in the news.
by Peace loving Malaysian March 22, 2020
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Knee mail

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same
by xx-satu May 3, 2021
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Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.
John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.
by workaholic March 23, 2012
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bungee e-mail

A type of electronic message that when sent results in the sender immediately jumping out of their chair and following the e-mail to the recipient to discuss it in person...as if the sender were attached to the e-mail by a bungee cord.

Chronic bungee e-mailers tend to arrive before the recipient has even read the e-mail in question and have a tendency to state everything in the e-mail at the start of the conversation making the original e-mail redundant. This activity typically occurs in office environments, but the behavior may exist in other habitats.
She was so prone to sending bungee e-mails that at times she arrived before her e-mail did, making me wonder how she was able to outpace a network that in theory moved at the speed of light.
by the_chomsky June 18, 2012
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In The Mail

When one is so drunk one the most responsible thing to do is stick them in an Uber and text their roommate a shipping update (regardless of if you actually do that)

Or, when one is "In The Mail," the act of being sent home in an Uber.
After getting cut off from drinks at the blackjack table, Danny is in the mail. Someone maybe should get him in back to his hotel room.

Hey Andrew, can you make sure Danny makes it home safe tonight?
Way ahead of you. He's already in the mail. App says ETA 8 minutes.
by FiendishLineage July 18, 2019
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