Mustard jar

Mustard jar
Praise the lord

Oh my god

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay

by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018

Mustard-Fingered

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.

I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021

Mustard pee

Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy

I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.

by IvyDana55 August 27, 2017

Mustard Job

The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).

There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.

You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.

by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019

foot mustard

When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.

Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.

by Aria Stormshine June 14, 2016

Mustard Farth

The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.

As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.

by Jazz Speller November 1, 2017

Mustard Lamborghini

A luxury sports car for people that suck a lot of ass.

(1) "Most of the World can't afford a gold Lambo, but they can most likely afford a mustard one!"

(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."

Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.

Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."

by Zom13 July 24, 2016