mossing

to chill. this word is legit

me and some buds are mossing tonite

by fat my fat July 23, 2009

mohsyn

One who is considered perfect. A mohsyn is unique, a sensual lover, passionate fighter, daring adventurer and ridiculously good looking! Also described by many asian women as UThoooy, meaning one who they would love to be with. A Mohsyn has style that is impetuous, defence that is impregnable, is ferocious and can be vicious too! Everyone loves a Mohsyn. A Mohsyn does not need complements for a Mohsyn knows how good he is. A Mohsyn has been described as, "da Bomb" and sometimes "Da Bomb Blast".

I wish i was Mohsyn, or, i wana guy like mohsyn!

by Prandit April 9, 2008

Messy Muchacho

When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.

Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.

Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.

Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!

Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.

Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?

Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?

Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.

by team raunchy prostitute October 16, 2008

messy mike

When you're hanging with your boy Mike, and he gets explosive diarrhea, so you help stop it by clogging his butthole with your penis, preferably in public.

Man, Mike went to Taco Bell yesterday, so we ended up with a Messy Mike at the mall.

by thebigbrochacho August 13, 2017

MessyPod

A messy ass podcast by two chaotic ass gays where we hear Mac forget his Gay Agenda™ every week ( and when he does remember it lasts for 5 hours ) and Mike reading out some REALLY MESSY hook-up times™ ( THE HAUNTING OF THIS PUSSY BITCH ), and the 20 minutes left in the episode is Mike ranting about his hArD time in WeHo ( jk jk we love you mike, and your rants ). For some reason Oliver hasn't been here for a MINUTE even though everyone loves him so step up to the mic both of you UWUUUU

( btw I started and finished this 70 hour + podcast in just a week, two weeks ago YEEHAW)
( I love you both sm and the podcast )

Me to literally all my irls : Y'all need to check out the chaotic ass podcast, Messypod. It's literally my serotonin boost.

by S (twitter - @magdaleneswift) January 30, 2021

Mossberg

A maker of shotguns.

12 gauge
shotgun

You can do all them pushups to pump up your chest/But I've got a twelve gauge Mossberg to pump up your chest

by Davy November 16, 2003

Missy

Loveable sweet girls who love to have fun and allways the life of a party. Very sexy . Girls are often jelouse of them!

Holy see that sexy missy at the party last night

by Missyx0x0 September 5, 2010