Turd Monger

Triggen Alcastor

Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies

by He who is righteous April 2, 2004

cock-monger

A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.

My "friend" set up his cock-mongering stall at the beach.

by Shaylen September 21, 2006

Cock-Monger

A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke

Dude you're such a Cock-Monger!

by Duke Nukem's Pet Rhino July 26, 2012

Kike Monger

Somebody who only dates Jews. A Kike Monger may be either male or female. It is the Jewish equivalent of a Christ Monger.

I asked Mordecai out on a date but he kindly said that as a Jew he would only date Jews. Mordecai is a bonafide Kike Monger.

by Jew-Z January 8, 2013

ass monger

Got's trademarked word where if you use it he will get pissed at you. Definition: one that loves ass.

Person A: You ass monger!
Got: HEY >:O

by Cortho3 March 23, 2003

Fish Monger

1. A food item served with fish and salad

2. A name in which, you call a person if irritation occurs

From the famous Hamlet, "Well sir, you are a fish monger".

by McNew May 23, 2008

penguin shit ass monger

1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!

Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF

by It's AP! May 16, 2006