Minge pie

A fanny eaten at Xmas.

Open up love. I'm ready to eat yer Yuletide minge pie.

by Keeper of the sacred honey pot October 29, 2003

Bucket Minge

To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.

Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.

by F meister May 18, 2006

Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

Yao Ming

a dude who can kick shaq's azz anytime!

yao ming just smoked shaq!!

by ROY May 9, 2003

ming mong

A term of endearment used to describe small, furry creatures.

"Awww, what a cute little ming mong, I just want to pick it up and squeeze it!"

by spadam01 July 5, 2012

knaw ming

Usually used in the form of a question; One would use this at the end of a statement in order to make sure the listener(s) understand the information put forth.

That bitch is hella whack, knaw ming?

Dude, I'd tap that, knaw ming?

by Jules and Andy February 20, 2005

Minge Rot

A phrase describing the condition of any female possessing a Sexually Transmitted Decease or Infection

You don't want to go there mate, Rachel's got Minge Rot.

by Big Will August 21, 2003