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The Embalmer’s Mercy

The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”

Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.

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Common signs of the Mercy include:

A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm

Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming

Fluid leakage without stimulation

An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”

“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”

“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
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Mercy Main

1.Please fucking protect the Mercy Main.
2.Please use Pharah when Mercy Main is here.
by Pharah Main June 20, 2017
mugGet the Mercy Mainmug.

Pocket mercy

Your e-girl can't actually suck your dick so she just gives you an orgasm by pocketing you as Mercy to climb the ranks
My pocket mercy you can't have them
by E boy teehee October 10, 2025
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Mercy

Not an option
Mercy was never an option
by Maxifire32 April 28, 2022
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Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process
"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"
by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016
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Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
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Mercy Ntignee

Mercy is an incredible dancer, she has absolutely outstanding rythm and her moves are out of this world. She is kind, smart, and beautiful. But also charming and witty, never failing to snap back when insulted.
"yo have you seen mercy ntignee dance? she is insanely good"
by fynns baby mama May 13, 2022
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