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ray mears

1. used in place by odd people with tracksuit bottoms and medallions in my school called townies in place of 'same here'. see Cockney rhyming slang and you'll get the idea
2. popular bushcraft instructor. presenter of "tracks", "ray mears world of survival" and "ray mears extreme survival".
3. genius
1.
townie 1: i got a new burberry hat from the market yesterday buuud!!
townie 2: ray mears innit buuuud!!!

2.
ray mears: now i am going to show you how to construct a flushing toilet made entirely from brambles and tree sap.
viewer: wow

3.
me: i'm going to marry someone like ray mears.
by kaitlyn April 30, 2004
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the meal

The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".
Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby
by Kevin AKA FuzzyIndian July 24, 2006
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malsha

A smartass sassy woman with a hint of bossyness mow and then.
She is such a malsha
by Jini_Yash January 9, 2018
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a whole ass meal

refers to someone who is extra fine looking and definitely thicc
"She's not a snacc, she's a whole ass meal!"
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LOL MEAL

Synergy of food-based lol-slang when one constituent alone will not suffice. The meal's courses may be stated after the umbrella term is used to provide further detail and emphasise the lolness. Used in exceptionally hilarious circumstances only.
Charles: Get this, I managed to buy some REALLY nice chocolate in the pharmacy when I was picking up my prescription, earlier. Who'd have thought they'd sell unhealthy shit in there, eh? I've eaten a whole fucking bar of the stuff, it's great.

Timothy: What brand was it?

Charles: Er...'Choco-Lax'.

Timothy: BIG FAT LOL MEAL WITH EXTRA ROFL WAFFLES & A 32oz LMAONADE.
by Jimbob McGee December 24, 2008
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Happy Meal Kid

Kid on the internet who has a really high voice.

So high that it actually distorts your speakers and sounds like a *Happy Meal Toy.

*Those ones with the thin solid plastic and the triangle hole screws. As if anyone would ever want to take one of those toys apart.
High Voice: Oh man I owned that noob!
Cody: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
Casey: Haha. your voice is so high!
McKenzie: Oh my god he sounds like a Happy Meal Toy
Casey: Let's call him Happy Meal Kid.
by CracistCrayon May 6, 2009
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Full Coarse Meal

Zach Herron is a Full Coarse Meal. He is apart of a popular band called “Why Dont We”. He is the hottest and sexiest 17 year old alive. Some may argue, but it’s true. Not only is he a Full Coarse Meal, he is also a whole buffet! If you are looking for a dessert, make sure to hit up Jack Avery! And for a snack, Daniel Seavey!
Zach Herron is Not only a Full Coarse Meal, he’s a Whole Buffet!
by AvaHerron September 24, 2018
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