matthew

Fatass with no life and likes to eat alot of KFC he is fat and dumb and is bald and sucks dick
by 123Usuck September 21, 2016
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Matthew

Total dumbass , brown eyes , still a dumbass if your a Matthew chances are your also total dumbass
Matthew: fuck I forgot we had to breath
by Matthew Dumbass November 06, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is big gay lol
by RealBnna November 03, 2019
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Matthew

An idiot that is ugly,stupid and has a terrible singing voice.
by Godzilla Killer February 21, 2018
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Matthews

To mess up ones fake tanning attempt resulting in an orange and white striped tiger-like look.
Check out how patchy that girl is, she has done a Matthews!
by BlueRover July 07, 2011
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matthew

loves to stick toothbrushes up girls vaginas
matthew is a gabby
by coolgirl4758966743 May 25, 2016
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Matthew

Matthew, a hoe that is gay but says he isn't. Can't keep a pretty girl for his life. Cheats on perfectly good human. Says and does very disturbing things. Don't date a Matthew like this because he will like someone else while dating you.
"I can't believe Matthew liked her while he was with me."
by Irrelevant.0 November 09, 2017
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