matthew

Fatass with no life and likes to eat alot of KFC he is fat and dumb and is bald and sucks dick

Yo Matthew Get your fatass over here.

by 123Usuck September 21, 2016

Matthew

Total dumbass , brown eyes , still a dumbass if your a Matthew chances are your also total dumbass

Matthew: fuck I forgot we had to breath

by Matthew Dumbass November 6, 2019

Matthew

BIG GAY

Matthew is big gay lol

by RealBnna November 2, 2019

Matthew

An idiot that is ugly,stupid and has a terrible singing voice.

MATTHEW SHUT UP NOW!

by Godzilla Killer May 7, 2018

Matthews

To mess up ones fake tanning attempt resulting in an orange and white striped tiger-like look.

Check out how patchy that girl is, she has done a Matthews!

by BlueRover July 7, 2011

Matthew

Matthew, a hoe that is gay but says he isn't. Can't keep a pretty girl for his life. Cheats on perfectly good human. Says and does very disturbing things. Don't date a Matthew like this because he will like someone else while dating you.

"I can't believe Matthew liked her while he was with me."

by Irrelevant.0 November 8, 2017

matthew

loves to stick toothbrushes up girls vaginas

matthew is a gabby

by coolgirl4758966743 May 25, 2016