Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011

Madera

Small town in Central California, also called The Heart of Cali or Madtown.

I live in the Heart of Cali, Madera.

by Coyote23 June 20, 2011

Lam Material

The very top of the line for any thing. A Dime.

That girl is definetly Lam Material.
No, i would have to say when the Red Sox won the World Series, it was so Lam Material.
This weed is Lam Material.
"I'm looking for a Dime(lam material) thats top of the line..." YING YANG TWINS (f/ Mike Jones)
Wanted: Only Lam Material girls, need apply
Ai, the 'Cott is Lam Material now that IBC & TBG are rockin this joint...fffffiiiirrreeee

by Jacwater May 30, 2006

maer

Spanish verb for being a good friend with someone

Vamos a maer" means "Let's hang out" or "Let's be friends

by Mae Wolff March 4, 2011

Material Gworl

Peppa pig.

My friend: Hey, can u give me the answers to the math hw?
Me: Peppa is a material gworl

by Ur mom's dirty little secret September 9, 2022

Convict Material

a girl so ugly that the only guys who would ever think of dating her are hard up convincts who haven't seen pussy in 10 years or kfc workers with acne on their face.

no wonder that girl is so jealous of her friend, she's pure convict material.

by flow mt January 18, 2009

Facebook Material

Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.

"That picture is totally Facebook material."

"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."

by Redimade May 11, 2009