Mars 21

you're a fucking bottom and a tsundere

damn you're born on mars 21?! let me tap some of dat ass...

by fjewionsdkonifkelwds March 15, 2021

mars rover

someone who, for lack of sleep or alcohol poisoning, is not completely "in control" of him or herself.

After last night with the boys, Petey was a Mars rover at work.

by Hobo Patrol November 27, 2004

mars rover

Britain's brightest hope for deep space exploration built by some numpty in his garage.

Alright peeps, The Mars Rover is going to touchdown in 3...2..oh bollox!

by Bony Tlair January 16, 2004

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards

Jerk: mmmmm mars bar

by jj September 28, 2003

Mars Rover

When you moon someone and spread your ass cheaks apart with both of your hands.

Just bend over when you do it."The Mars Rover"

by Jakeratt5 January 17, 2009

mars rover

Some expensive car that only runs on one type of chocolate bars.

Q: Sir, where's the gas put in?
A: Don't you mind lad, it's a mars rover.

by Benadski August 6, 2004