lump cat

your cat is underneath covers or a blanket and creates a hill in it

what's under my sheets? oh it's my lump cat!

by bandygrace March 22, 2021

common lump

a slut

oh look that girl over there is a common lump

by myhumpmyhumpmuhump March 31, 2017

Douche-Lumping

1. The act of automatically assuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he's a white American Male. Closely associated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct "open-minded" white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a shitload of opinions from their community college elective courses.

2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.

1. A white amercian male, Upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, "Hey gentleman, how are we tonight?"
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."

2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."

3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."

by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015

lump boy

A derogatory term for a fat person

Steve: alex you need to stop eating so many doughnuts you lump boy.
Alex: fuck off.
Steve: look at you you fat lumpy oaf man

by C0CkMan November 21, 2020

Fat lump

An obese creature that communicates in a language of snorting and has a series of mental health problems that affect how it behaves, resulting in craziness, stupidity, and overeating.

My great great great great great great great grandma is a fat lump.

by Obese_feetofmine April 11, 2023

Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025