lamen

noun - a type/species of boy that is so freaking fine they make you wonder if you are high or not. Characterized by great bodies, fine asses, hot faces, and butter melting personalities, lamens are the cream of the crop of man hood and should be noticed whenever possible. however, these boys are extremely rare, and should be trached down and flirted with A.S.A.P. or before another skank gets to them before you. They also are great at manly sports such as:
baseball
skiing
paintballing
skatebaording
and the classic art of blowing things up
however, because the lamens are so rare and so easily persuaded, you must make your move on them before a sluttly girl of a higher stature, because believe me, these boys are snatched up quickly. catch a lamen if you can.

a boy walked up to me and it was if i had seen the like. Complete with a zoo york shirt and a skate board tucked ounder one arm, he walked freely about school, his tan skin glowing under the sun. HIs eyes a deep brown and his teeth nice and neat, i looked up shyly and he waved to me. As i was drooling, another boy ran up to him, patting him upon his back and i almsot died. the boy had a twin. And they both were lamens.

by lamen lover November 6, 2008

loren

a man created in the throes of passion between 2 hippys a vw microbuss and alien insemination, raised in a quiet mountain town he attempted to maintain a lifestyle of normalcy all the while learning slowly that his life was in fact a bad indie film. In the later years he learned much about transgender love vicariously through the exploites of his mothers love life and attempted to gel into society quietly but is constantly held in a stream of social insanity.

Dude shit happens to loren that usually only exists in a b movie

by Entropy242 August 27, 2011

ubstain-lamenoid

Being or acting like Taka Hoy

Taka Hoy is an ubstain-lamenoid.

by GAVIN_23456 January 26, 2008

lolenstein

It's like a Frankenstein, except lol style!!!1!!!111

Jed: Wow, Frank3nst31n is funny

Sanjaya: lolenstein!!!1111 zomg

by Paddy O'Neily June 2, 2007

Lamening

so uncool that what is being descibed can actually make something lame.

That was the most lamening idea ev4r.

by Dertt October 9, 2003

loren cream

a shrump of a girl who is closely related to a oompa loompa.

that kid will be a loren cream some day, what a shrump.

by dangrotesque December 27, 2007

Lorena Bobbitt

A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.

Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment

by Sexydimma December 2, 2015