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lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.
He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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logemic

A term used by a certain Dr Prideaux, word doesnt exist. But has evolved over the centuries to mean anything so use it in any sentance. Anagrams of logemic include logmice and limecog
God that is one hell of a logemic bedspread youve got there partner
by Ogaiy June 14, 2003
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lonesome dove

While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex:

I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016
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loesch

To start using a word found on Urban Dictionary and claim that it is a legitimate word from the English language.
To avoid embarrassment about her usage of the word fist, she loesched the word fisk and claimed that's what she meant.
by Mabel Johnson August 5, 2017
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longestworldinexistence

basically,self explanatory
hey wanna hear the thelongestwordinexistence?
thelongestworldinexistence
by ostafrikasaurushgt6b May 22, 2018
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Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018
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Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.
Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.
by mhycro April 17, 2019
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