llama smack

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

by the boi that doesn't care February 17, 2017

a good llama

Alexa Miller is a good llama which is a 5"4 girl who runs track and has a funny ass dude names Trey

He's such a good llama

by A Good Llama September 14, 2017

Llama her

When you bust a nut in a girls face and spit on her at the same time turning you into the llama llamaing her

Alex- I fucked (J) and then I llama her

Couldn’t put llamad

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 01, 2015

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 21, 2013

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

llama knee

The results when a tranny attempts to hide their junk. Not to be confused with, "moose knuckle," or " camel toe."

That dude looking like a lady except for the llama knee in his trunk.

by Losinbadly January 19, 2018