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fist list

The female version of Spank Bank.

A collection of people / images that a woman wishes to retain for masterbational purposes.
When Norma first saw Jemook walking down the street she knew he'd be added to her fist list.
by Jeremy King August 31, 2006
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laundry list

"Laundry list" refers to a list of characteristics or items that are generally considered to be mundane or distasteful. Items on the list tend to pile up, just like dirty laundry.
No partying for me this weekend. I have a huge laundry list of shit to take care of.

I started out being optimistic, but this laundry list just keeps getting longer and longer...
by banzaimonkey August 18, 2007
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listowel

shittiest town in south western Ontario,
full of crack heads and hicks and meth labs
lets go to listowel
why ?
by osama bin hitler May 13, 2011
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lintolyptus

A mentholyptus cough drop left in one's pants pocket after having gone through the wash. Lintolipti is an acceptable plural usage in most cases.
Man I hadn't washed these pants since I had that monster cold, now I got all this lintolipti in my pockets.
by Rex Cavendish August 29, 2005
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Laminated List

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.
A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe
by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004
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achievement sex list

A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.
Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
by westfalia December 23, 2009
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Do you listen to girl in red?

This is kind of like asking someone if they are lesbian because most of girl in red's songs are about girls in love with only girls so a straight person listening to girl in red would be strange.
Do you listen to girl in red?
No, who's that?!
Ugh, never mind...
by BooklovingLondoner December 30, 2020
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