Lincolnton Georgia

A typically boring city in the middle of nowhere. There is a lake near-by.

Want to go to Lincolnton Georgia and swim?

Sure, I've go nothing better to do...

by JBiebersBaby April 23, 2011

Lincoln Logging

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.

I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.

by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013

Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103

A school district located in Lincolnshire, IL. This district is takes pride in academics. Many students score within the top 1% of the nation on standardized tests. It is one of the only schools to have received the Blue Ribbon Award five times. The schools in this district receives large sums of money from the property taxes of the mansions located near it. The school district is currently faced with many mental health issues, such as depression. Lucky, they have hired 6 social workers and 2 psychologists to handle the situation. The schools in this district are Daniel Wright Junior High School, Half Day Intermediate School, and Laura B. Sprague Elementary School. This school feeds into Stevenson High School.

Parent 1: "My straight-A kid came home with depression."
Parent 2: "Mine came home with that last year!"
Parent 1: "Seems to be common in Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103."

Parent 2: "Must be from the homework."

by Wigism June 10, 2020

Steamin' Lincoln

When you take a crap and wipe on a girls chin like a beard

With that steamin' lincoln she was looking all presidential.

by HankChinaski January 21, 2009

Hairy Lincoln

a five-dollar bill.

'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'

'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'

by turkish revenge January 3, 2010

Abraham Lincoln Memorial

An Abraham Lincoln Memorial is when two people dig up a grave, person number one puts his/her mouth over the genitals of the deceased, person number two climbs to an elevated platform and then elbow drops the dead body in the stomach forcing all of the fluids in the dead body to rush out of its genitals.

"Breaking news, grave robber pull an Abraham Lincoln Memorial on their dead relatives"

by XxW33k3n5xX July 8, 2017

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.

Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes

by Ace8904 February 4, 2008