liceman

lice person that’s name starts with an i /j

ew liceman

by vi! April 24, 2022

Scooter License

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"

Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...

by rathole November 25, 2009

Bitch License

An excuse that a girl has to be bitchy and cruel to men. Usually related to past experience with a bad childhood, abusive partner, rape, etc. May or may not be justified.

Justified license:
Dave: Damn, Kate is a hard-ass bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. I heard her ex-husband kept her locked in the cellar for two years and now has custody of her kids.
Dave: Woah, I had no idea.

Questionable license:
Dave: Damn, Lauren is one cold man-eating bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. Three of her ex-boyfriends got charged with statutory rape and are now in mental hospitals.
Dave: Hmmm I wonder why...

by simino873 July 14, 2013

Mickey Liceaga

Papi chulo alv. Good ass friend

Yo si le vengo asiendo un hijo al mickey liceaga

by Dont ask who i am September 14, 2020

making license plates

Going to jail. Many states used to use jails and prisons as license plate factories.

keep at that and you'll be stuck making license plates

by tenterabyte February 17, 2021

Drivers License Cute

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight

I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!

by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022

Flying without a licence

Neglecting to zip up your trousers.

Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.

Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)

by E hates Q January 17, 2022