legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
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Ben Dawson legal

I hope we get away with robbing that bank. Don't worry we'll say it's Ben Dawson legal.
by Ben zo January 13, 2023
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Legaler

When someone is more legal than you
P1 "You do it"
P2 "No, you do it, you're legaler"
by みゆなつき August 13, 2017
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Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 09, 2024
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legal frequentism

A theory of emergent rights which states that as human beings; we are all one person in different bodies.

The legal FOUNDATION of postmodernism..
Legal frequentism argues that our bodies--not minds--are responsible for our sundry behaviors. This indicates that we are legally but not morally liable for our actions since we did not choose our individual bodies.
by flightfacilities February 21, 2022
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How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 04, 2020
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Dirt Legalize

When you register an off-road vehicle so it can be ridden on the street, such as a dirt bike, atv, utv, or military vehicle. You can't always just walk into your local DMV to get it registered, so you have to use a special process, often called getting Dirt Legalized.
Hey John, how did you not get pulled over for riding your dirt bike on the street?

I simply Dirt Legalized it!
by James54956 February 08, 2021
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