landon

The happiest anorexic you'll ever meet, constantly cuts himself with his father's clipped toenails and thuroghly enjoys the sensation of gargling balls down his throat

That guys is a Landon.

by Pinged Clit October 8, 2016

Landon

Some fuck boy with a fat head or "Big Head." This man suffers from erectile disfunction and having a big ass head, okay... he's got a fucking egg for a head.

Jesus, Carl being a Landon again.

by BooperSkooper March 18, 2017

landon guy

gay fag, who cannot get a girl to save his life!!! Bullis guys are so much better! They are the shit!

Don't drop the soap boys!!!!

by Bullis Guys are hot March 17, 2005

Landon

I gay boy with I Lil pecker

I hate Landon's

by Koebin June 4, 2016

Landon

Stupid, pink toes, inbred looking, cracker jack, mother fucker, sister fister
He likes to bang his cousins

"Landon is an inbred retard"

by ilikehotboys69 January 23, 2018

Landyn

A white ass kid that goes to IHS and wears a brown shirt. He trys to be slick but gets caught using Urban Dictionary by the witch who camps outside the computer room. He has no skill at computer slickness and she, she's just a demon women.

hey look up this! Ok. *teacher looks through window. log off that computer. Wow your such a Landyn!

by jose orozco September 24, 2011

Landon

Is a guy who can't go 5 secs without looking at a girls ass

He is a jerk

He loves drama

Have you heard about Landon
No

He is so hot

He likes drama

nevermind

by Ace Hardin February 19, 2019