To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
Get the Scratch the labmug. An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.
"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."
by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020
Get the Lab tech Paulmug. by GOPNIKBLYAT April 25, 2022
Get the peanut labsmug. Acronym for Lame Ass Bitch
A bro that makes an excuse to not spend quality brotime with you and your broskis.
A bro that makes an excuse to not spend quality brotime with you and your broskis.
Teddy Broosevelt: "We should totally have a kick-ass brobrunch later bros!"
Chad: "Sorry I can't, I'm really tired you bros."
Teddy Broosevelt: "God dammit Chad, you are such a fucking LAB!"
Chad: "Sorry I can't, I'm really tired you bros."
Teddy Broosevelt: "God dammit Chad, you are such a fucking LAB!"
by beerpongchamp69 August 1, 2016
Get the LABmug. 
The fun lab is where millions of unemployed UK residents go for signature practice fortnightly and receive £94 in primark and lidl vouchers.
“MOM! MOM! Were out of food again and I’ve grown to big for my jeans. Can we go to primark and lidl you slag.”
“You’ll have to suck your gut in for the time being you fat twat, I don’t go down the fun lab till next week.”
“You’ll have to suck your gut in for the time being you fat twat, I don’t go down the fun lab till next week.”
by pointy nipples August 27, 2009
Get the fun labmug.