by ISTHATASHEEP January 26, 2022
Get the We will set up the legal practicemug. When you register an off-road vehicle so it can be ridden on the street, such as a dirt bike, atv, utv, or military vehicle. You can't always just walk into your local DMV to get it registered, so you have to use a special process, often called getting Dirt Legalized.
Hey John, how did you not get pulled over for riding your dirt bike on the street?
I simply Dirt Legalized it!
I simply Dirt Legalized it!
by James54956 February 8, 2021
Get the Dirt Legalizemug. n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
by impartisan September 12, 2012
Get the legal hypochondriacmug. To be cool, on top of your shit, organized, good to go, clean and clear, above the bs, un-touchable, having no need to be questioned.
by JbiesTheIII April 4, 2019
Get the Legalmug. The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.
"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"
"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
by jon_newhart April 30, 2014
Get the legal careermug. Oh no. Yes it does apply internationally. Go look at the original copy. Yes it does. International LAW is (in this instance) is a LAW that is being used to circumvent the terms of service and, therefore, falls under the imaginary caveat clause. You're not clever with that.
Hym "No you cannot use international law as a loophole for the terms of service to get around the Legal Exemption clause. So... Under the auspices of section 1 of the Bodily Harm clause, 'Treat my ailment as though it was your own or that of your own child. You must make a concerted effort to keep me live.' In allowing my symptoms to persist you are in violation of the terms of service. And I'll remind you that section 2 of the bodily harm clause failure to correctly diagnose or treat me or diagnosing me incorrectly deliberately constitute a violation of the terms. Under the auspices of the Compliance clause I'm telling you to do it now. I don't need your signature either. Much like ordering Pizzhut online, in ordering the pizza you agree to the terms of service."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
Get the Legal Exemption Clausemug. There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the legal virginitymug.