latete

something a person says after being involved in the misfortune of others or other mischeif related activity. should be said while being (or almost being) caught doing the activity. the higher the pitch (when saying the term) the more extreme the activity

Joe: Someone egged my house and threw a rock in my car window

John: LATEETEEE

by roman December 21, 2003

LaVelt

a stupid, usually eighteen year old who makes out on his couch with his girlfriend and doesnt care who walk in. he also likes having sex with the door open, when he has 4 little sisters..weirdo

jamee:hey whos that new kid

amanda: jamee, dont even think about it

jamee:but why not?

amanda:because he's a total LaVelt

jamee: oh eww thats nasty

by the_#1 chick!* November 16, 2009

Lavelle

Lavelle is a loving beautiful girl. She is fisty sometimes so don’t get her in that mood bc she will fight .her favorite color is yellow .

My sister is friends with lavelle so for Valentine’s Day she bought lavelle a basket filled with snacks colord yellow .

by The truth is given February 11, 2019

Laketa

1. A stupid bitch that may or may not have been fired from the United States Postal Service. Has no idea how to do her job properly, but as we all know, "Black people gonna look out for each other at the post office."

2. A name to call someone when they really fuck up (See 1, above), but you still ain't gonna drop 'em, cause bestie.

Jesus fucking Christ, I haven't seen someone make that many misdeliveries in my life. Laketa?!

by RyuheiAoi March 3, 2022

Smoking Lavender

If somebody sells you bad weed, this will sometimes be lavender spray-painted green. You'll stupidly accept this cheap pot, without smelling it's lovely, lavender-like scent.

If you're sold this at school, you will stupidly tell everybody that you smoke lavender. Lavender is often accused as a gay thing, and smoking gay things might make you appear homosexual.

Smoking lavender is uncool, and people will spread this fact and you'll become sad. So kids, don't smoke lavender!

Josh: Hey, bring some booze and we'll get jungled with my Lavender! I'm gonna get so high when I'm smoking lavender!

by LemonyStuff February 23, 2011

Lavender Kiss

When one person expells gas from thier anus into another persons mouth.

Little Johnnie's father grab his head, stuck it between his legs, and gave him a lavender kiss.

by spud2466 November 2, 2013

lavette

A verb meaning to skin your knee while snorting coke off the sidewalk.

Guy1 Did you just see that guy do a lavette!?

Guy2 yea, looked painful as fuck but at least he's happy...

by Silentenvoy January 20, 2016