bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.

"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.

"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Sticky keys

when you nut on someones keyboard

I nutted on my professors keyboard, gave him some real Sticky keys

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

House Keys

A term that refers to a nipple peircing

Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?

by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025

threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008

the man with the keys

a prison term - this the person in a given cell block or tier who is in charge with regards to his race. In a lightly integrated tier containing hispanics and whites, their will be two. Their main jobs are conflict-resolution, peace-keeping, policy creation and rules implementation to improve the lives of the men under them and in this case the two men serve as diplomats for their races. They are the only ones trusted to speak to the COs w/o a shadow. Synonyms include Shotcaller or Boss.

I'm new on the tier, so who is the man with the keys?

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

Boo boo keys

A type of sex toy used in A.B.D. play. Used to stimulate the prostate but shaped like children's key toys.

Oh hey mark, have you tried using boo boo keys before? Their all the rage and my daddy uses them on me daily!

by Canadian03 April 11, 2022