Keelan

A dumb shitty bitch that play the game all day and try to be funny but lame asf

Keelan a bitch

by Djsmekeitj April 8, 2022

Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Kaylani

A total bitch!! You think she's your friend until she turns around and makes you feel horrible. You think she's happy with the friendship until she turns around a bites your ass off for doing something wrong. You probably won't know what you did wrong but you'll have done it according to her so there's no turning back. Don't even bother apologizing she's not one to forgive and forget shed one to remember and hold over your head. Don't get to close to her, it will come back to bite you in the butt.

Kind Girl : I'm sorry for spilling juice on you

Kaylani: I can't believe you! I hate you!

by fdover November 1, 2010

Keolani

Another meaning of a hot ass hawaiian girl

Damn I wish I was a keolani

by Crazygal December 28, 2014

Keelan

A loving, sweet and caring guy. He may not be the nicest person at first, but if you get to know him then he will be the most valuable thing in your life!he loves sports (mostly football) and is known to make many jokes. He likes to climb places where most people wouldnt dare and is quite loud.
He is normally found dating a Callie, and he loves her with all of his heart. He cares about her safety and often feels it is his fault if she ever gets hurt.
He usually has brown hair and blue eyes and has a rockin' body. He has a great sense of humour and will always be there for you. He doesn't usually have a very good relationship with his parents, and can normally have a bad habit (biting nails or smoking mostly)

Look! Theres Keelan and Callie! Aren't they so cute!

by Name_Definition_Kween April 13, 2019

Michael and Keyla

An amazing couple or friend zone relationship

I can’t believe Michael and Keyla are dating

by Nicek October 7, 2021

Keelana

Crazy-assed bitch that's actually cool to be around. Terrified of scary movies. A bit of a sociopath, but only in bed. Loves to practice kissing on their neighbor's dog.

Keelana is that crazy mofo sitting right next to me.

by AandK March 23, 2012