Kevin

Kevin is this gay kid who nobody wants to deal with and can’t get any dick to suck bc he ugly

Guy 1: hey isnt that the gay kid Kevin who had a huge crush on you
Guy 2: yeah I hate Kevin

by Nice girl that likes tomatoes April 27, 2019

Kevin

Someone who is very Asian. He often likes to buy shoes every week because he's rich. He shoots not so cool and everyone says he isn't good at shooting. e likes being Sam's sidekick too. So yeah he is actually Asian way too much and Asians shouldn't play basketball.

Eww, Kevin is with sam again and I saw that coming.

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Kevin

A kid who suffers from negative IQ and struggles in games. He is commonly known to be a bot in Fortnite and any other games. He is also a big retard.

Kevin is a bot.

by Bots123 May 7, 2019

Kevin

A sweaty fat Indian, who looks like he would be Vitiligo Lips from 'The White Tiger'.

Eww, you have Kevin hands

by musguelsshiny4head May 13, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a feared name across the the entire Isle of Man. One who bares thus name can often been seen lurking about a primary schools with a pair of binoculars

I just saw a Kevin he was in that bush staring at me and the. He went to his van

by Nonce stinger December 4, 2019

Kevin

Kisses guys

Kevin is a gay fuck

by Gay Kevin. 67 December 6, 2019

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019